2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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“SHOPPING”
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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“PAYING The “BILLS” Does

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It’s your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It’s your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it’s me, your dad.We’ll have a long talk this weekend!

A Belated Teachers’ Day

Its A Humble Request
“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.”
So Plz
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

Ma’am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.

A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long

Now write,”I will not overspeed” 1000 times.

A successful marriage is based
On give take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty

Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let’s better call the ambulance then.