For Joke http://www.forjoke.com Best Funny Jokes Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:11:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Tied rakhi to the following boys http://www.forjoke.com/tied-rakhi-to-the-following-boys/ http://www.forjoke.com/tied-rakhi-to-the-following-boys/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:58 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/tied-rakhi-to-the-following-boys/ 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/tied-rakhi-to-the-following-boys/feed/ 0 The most cruel & wicked guy on earth http://www.forjoke.com/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth/ http://www.forjoke.com/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:57 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth/ Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth/feed/ 0 A Belated Teachers’ Day http://www.forjoke.com/a-belated-teachers-day/ http://www.forjoke.com/a-belated-teachers-day/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:55 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/a-belated-teachers-day/ A Belated Teachers’ Day

Its A Humble Request
“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.”
So Plz
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

 

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/a-belated-teachers-day/feed/ 0 Beware of unknown number http://www.forjoke.com/beware-of-unknown-number/ http://www.forjoke.com/beware-of-unknown-number/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:55 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/beware-of-unknown-number/ Continue reading →]]> Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It’s your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It’s your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it’s me, your dad.We’ll have a long talk this weekend!

 

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/beware-of-unknown-number/feed/ 0 Reason for girls to live longer http://www.forjoke.com/reason-for-girls-to-live-longer/ http://www.forjoke.com/reason-for-girls-to-live-longer/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:55 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/reason-for-girls-to-live-longer/ Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
.
.
.
.
Scientific Studies Have Proved That
.
.
.
“SHOPPING”
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
.
“PAYING The “BILLS” Does

 

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/reason-for-girls-to-live-longer/feed/ 0 Unit to measure love friendship & trust http://www.forjoke.com/unit-to-measure-love-friendship-trust/ http://www.forjoke.com/unit-to-measure-love-friendship-trust/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:55 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/unit-to-measure-love-friendship-trust/ Continue reading →]]> Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship Trust?
.
Boy Thought For A While
.
.
.
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

 

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/unit-to-measure-love-friendship-trust/feed/ 0 I will not overspeed http://www.forjoke.com/i-will-not-overspeed/ http://www.forjoke.com/i-will-not-overspeed/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:54 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/i-will-not-overspeed/ Ma’am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.

A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long

Now write,”I will not overspeed” 1000 times.

 

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/i-will-not-overspeed/feed/ 0 Secret of successful marriage http://www.forjoke.com/secret-of-successful-marriage/ http://www.forjoke.com/secret-of-successful-marriage/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:54 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/secret-of-successful-marriage/ A successful marriage is based
On give take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!

]]> http://www.forjoke.com/secret-of-successful-marriage/feed/ 0 The Older One Should Sit Here http://www.forjoke.com/the-older-one-should-sit-here/ http://www.forjoke.com/the-older-one-should-sit-here/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:03:54 +0000 admin http://www.forjoke.com/the-older-one-should-sit-here/ Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

 

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Husband: Oh! Let’s better call the ambulance then.

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